BBQ

Brazilian Beauty Queen. Beautiful girl from Brazil. Either from the beaches of Rio de Janeiro or any of the many small towns there where they breed beautiful women partly due to their diets mainly composed of beans, rice, meat and salad. There is no scientific explanation as to why every woman in Brazil is beautiful.

Matt: Hey bro let's go to the club tonight and pick up some of these slutty white chicks!

Tom: No way man I have a BBQ at home waiting for me, no way I'm fucking that up for a slutty white chick!

Matt: yeah you are right bro, don't fuck up your situation with your BBQ, you can be the next Tom Brady!!

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