Green Flag

A Green Flag is the direct opposite of a Red Flag. You know those things we know at the start of a relationship we avoid. Typically Red Flags are not as desirable as Green Flags considering Green Flags are often mature, responsible, honest, virtuous, and socially acceptable. But Green Flags are often not as desirable as Red Flags because they have nothing to fix. People prize generally fucked up people who have mommy and or daddy issues, usually a drug problem, unemployed, or typically someone you wouldn't want to bring home or have a child with.

"Wow, what a catch! he's got a career and his own home. What? He also has a relationship with his family and can keep plants alive. Those are all Green flags. You should let him knock you up."

"Ok, so tell me about her?"
"Well, for starters she doesn't have an Onlyfans."
"Well that's a Green Flag if I've ever seen one."

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