To peck or "nip" at a recently produced human excrement.
Hey Urkle , check out that Turdnip over there. Hes eating all my fresh shits
A rare condition that originated in the North of England where peoples lips form the shape and attitude of a common crab.
Sideways talking is usually a result.
It's only cure is to dip your face in boiling water.
Johnny your girlfriend has some damn crabby lips. It makes me physically sick
A Fart Parcel is a gift achieved by storing bodily gasses in a cardboard cuboid structure of matter.
fart parcels are great gifts for children
My dad got me a fart parcel for Christmas. It stunk
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Croutsnatch: To snatch the earlobe of a German war veteran
I croutsnatched that old Nazi 4 times before he died