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Dick Jiggler

A pervert, one who jiggles dicks, Guy Fox, masturbation, frantic research, wang dangler, cockspert (cock expert), or pocket pool.

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DICK JIGGLER!

by thephantomwang November 30, 2010

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Turd Whisperer

1. This should really go without saying

2. Likely a dietitian.

3. One who knows about your physical health by examining your poop.

4. A person who has a bowel movement, and speaks to it before flushing. (This can be most disturbing when standing outside of the door waiting for the restroom.)

Person 1: What is Shannon doing in the bathroom dude?

Person 2: No clue man...I just took a dump, and she ran in there after my turd!

Person 1: Dude...She is such a Turd Whisperer.

by thephantomwang November 30, 2010

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Frantic Research

Used in a student setting: Response you would give to someone knocking on the door while you are in the middle of masturbating.

knock knock knock
Person 1: What are you doing in there?
Person 2: Uuuhhh ugghh errr....nothing dude.....just doing some frantic research!

by thephantomwang November 30, 2010

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