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A tool used by 'railroad engineers' (now archaic on modern locomotives and loading docks)
1) A Johnson Bar, aka "J"-bar, is a lever-dolly; (a wheeled prybar having an extended handle and a deep reverse-beveled nose-iron), which is used to jockey heavy apparatus into position.
2) A hand lever with several distinct positions and a positive clutch to hold the lever in the selected position. The positive clutch is typically activated with a spring-loaded squeeze handle on the lever so that only one hand is needed to release the clutch, move the lever, then reengage the clutch.
3) Sometimes used in a sexual context since a 'j bar' looks like...you know.
4) If used would be considered an archaic term except you can still purchase them in tool catalogs.
girl: Geez you really know what to do with that 'johnson bar'.
guy: It's is really hard when you have a name like 'Willie', 'John', 'Crapper', or 'Quisling'. Everyone makes a big joke out of it. Kind of like being a 'Li' from China or 'Smith' from the US. However, Archimedes said, "Give me a big enough lever, and I will move the world."
The US census says that the 20 most common names are: Smith 1.01%, Johnson 0.81%, Williams 0.70%, Jones 0.62%, Brown 0.62%, Davis 0.48%, Miller 0.42%, Wilson 0.34%, Moore 0.31%, 0. Taylor 0.31%, Anderson 0.31%, Thomas 0.31%, Jackson 0.31%, White 0.28%, Harris 0.28, Martin 0.27%, Thompson 0.27%, Garcia 0.25%, Martinez 0.23%, Robinson 0.23%, Clark 0.23%, Rodriguez 0.23%, Lewis 0.23%, Lee 0.22%, Walker 0.22% Hall 0.20%, Allen 0.20%, Young 0.19%, Hernandez 0.19%, and King 0.19%
girl: Damn, I know what you mean my name is Taylor Willamina Martinez-Johnson.
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Artificial 'bait' used to catch de fish
1) Like debate but artificial.
2) Looks like debate and many fish do not know the difference.
girl: omg, i cannot catch anything with debait
guy (sucking on Billy Bob beer): use delure and ketch the big'n
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Artificial 'bait' used to catch de fish
1) Like bait or 'debait' or 'debate' but artificial.
2) Looks like bait or 'debait' or 'debate' and many fish do not know the difference.
3) Used as such, would be considered bucolic, marzipan, roturier, rural, or tabla rasa.
girl: omg, i cannot catch anything with debait
guy (sucking on Billy Bob beer): use delure to ketch the big 'ns
girl: ok, but if that doesn't work let's noodle for catfish
guy: UFF'DA! Yah, you betcha!
girl: then, let's try the grenades or M-80's...blows 'em up REAL GOOD like them SCTV fellas on old Canadian TV.
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