meat slut

That girl who eats all the chicken out of your chicken and broccoli.

John: Cindy, you have your own food. Stop being a meat slut.

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Oxford Handjob

A sex act consisting of stimulation of the penis via a book (typically an Oxford English Dictionary), typically an alternative to a traditional handjob in order to avoid physical contact.

Moriah: Did you and Grace get it in?
Adrian: Naw she's a prude, I only got an oxford handjob.

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