knuckle child

Sperm. The result of buffing one's bishop.

I spilled many a knuckle child watching porn last night

butt punch

A euphemism for anal fisting.

Dude, I saw that chick get butt punched at Aaron's bachelor party.

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commutourettes

A condition which causes a commuter to scream curses at other drivers - sometimes for no apparent reason.

Bob: "Motherfucker! Pick a lane you stupid douche!
Marc (whispering to Rich): Bob has commutourettes.

santamental

When you recall fond memories during the Christmas holiday.

I got all santamental when I saw my ex on Christmas eve.

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