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garfield

The coolest cartoon cat to date. Garfield was created by Jim Davis and highly succesful.

Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.

Extremely amusing for all generations.

The people who hate garfield are jealous because he is funnier than their own shitty comics.

Garfield will eat you.

by theplainjane April 30, 2005

211πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


helga pataki

A blonde cartoon character with a unibrown on the Nickelodeon cartoon "Hey Arnold."

Helga is famous for beating up the other kids, her pink dress, and picking on Arnold constantly. Even though she is madly in love with him and carries a picture of him in a heart frame at all times. She is much to insecure to ever tell him.

Helga is the daughter of a crazy beeper sales man and a mom that seems to be drunk all the time.

She also has a best friend name Pheobe, who is very intelligent and lets Helga push her around.

Helga pushed Arnold into the water fountain and then ran off to gaze at her heart shaped picture.

Helga really needs to shave that unibrow.

by theplainjane April 30, 2005

112πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


the dolla store

Slang term for "the dollar store."

A place to buy all kinds of cheap stuff for very low prices. Like cheap necklaces, notebooks, and animal hats.

I buy everything I own at the dolla store.

Let's go get some dolla store bling bling.

by theplainjane May 1, 2005


the story chica

A girl that writes stories online.

She writes online, that makes her a story chica.

by theplainjane May 1, 2005

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


elena

Orgin: greek

meaning: light

And the coolest name ever.

That completely stunning and yet unique girl is named Elena.

by theplainjane April 30, 2005

1194πŸ‘ 357πŸ‘Ž


Sneexy

- the act of being sexy yet having a cold. If your significant other has a cold, and feels bad. You can call them sexy.

Sexy + sneezy = sneexy

person one: "I have a cold.. ugh."

person two: "But you're still sneexy to me!"

*both laugh and feel better*

by theplainjane May 1, 2005

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


hating kate

indie band well loved indie band consisting of Star, Taylor, Matt & Jamie.

Their big songs include 'home-school prom' and 'helga pataki is cool.'

Hating Kate rocks the crowd.

by theplainjane May 1, 2005

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž