Bea

The most beautiful girl in the ever-expanding universe. She's amazing in every way. She's intelligent, passionate, ambitious, and of course, very loving. Although, she does not love her boyfriend (Felix) more because he's the one writing this definition and so, therefore, it is absolute fact that he loves her more.

I love Bea so much! She's the bestest girlfriend ever.

Pong

The absolute coolest and hottest mf on the planet

Pong is so awesome. Look at him.