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To paint a penis on a woman's forehead, and then signing it with Picasso's signature.
I used a watercolor brush to give her a nice Salvador Dickface. That's one classy dick.
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To pound one's ass. Anally Pillaged.
When I put my pet rabbit Carl in the same cage with my ginny pig Hank, Hank got booty busted by Carl and had to go to the vet!
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After a long day of getting pounded on grinder, a gay sperm donor inseminates a woman using the cocktail of different semen collected from his anus.
How is my baby Indian? My sperm donor was a Jewish gay guy.
Looks like your donor's probably been Skittling.
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A two handed hand job, in which a twisting motion is used, like giving someone an indian burn.
She gave a good reverse indian burn.
She is my life and the only thing that matters to me.....i wouldnt be able to live if i had never met her, she is an angel and is always so happy, i want to spend every moment of my life with her....shes so beautiful and i love with all my heart and more....shes made me the happiest person ever and i never want to live a second without her <3
There is no possible example for such a beautiful angel named Melanie.....
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To fart into one's hand, capturing a good amount of ass gas in closed fist, and then blowing it towards it's desired target.
He hit me with his "fart dart" and I almost passed out.
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