liepod

An iPod filled with music that its owner denies listening to.

John: Holy crap, is that Celine Dion on your iPod?

Bob: Oh...i dunno, i guess it just came with it.

John: Dude, don't bullshit me, I know you have a liepod.

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smashin' beans

The act of two women, rubbing/ thrusting crotchal regions against one another

Mary and Michelle were totally smashin' beans last night