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Dan

someone you have sex dreams about when you're supposed to hate their guts because they are the scum of the earth and cheat on your best friends.

me: oh look there's Dan, wow what a whore!

my brain, when I am asleep : I want to have sex with him.

by therathoe May 6, 2019


Daniel Amos

A band that is famous for the song Skeptic Song. ALSO an emotional, white boy with an alcohol addiction. Although he may be tall and intimidating, he’s actually a child in a dad bod. He also very much enjoys slapping the ass and being distant to the people that show him the most love. I hope boys like Dan realize how to truly love someone and appreciate them completely. Dan lost someone amazing because he did not know how to treat her the way he should have. He also swipes right on every girl on tinder so watch out ladies!

Daniel Amos, what a whore.

by therathoe May 6, 2019