job security

An excuse that douchebags use when they make a mess after a janitor or custodian has just cleaned something up. The logic behind it is that the cleaner has nothing better to do with their life, so if you don't make a mess, they will have nothing to do and will lose their job.

He just mopped the floor. Quit hacking loogies all over the place.
I know he mopped it. Job security.

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