Tiger Blood

Delusional self-confidence that overtakes your personality causing your to overrate your sex appeal, and self-worth to the world around you. People afflicted with tiger blood will consider themselves popular in the face of overwhelming rejection and disdain for their actions.

Victim: "You are disgusting, unfunny, and poking holes in the condom is one of the most repugnant acts on the face of the earth."

Tiger Blood Guy: "You are just overwhelmed by my awesomeness, and I only tried to get you pregnant so you could have some of my amazing tiger blood pumping inside you."

Actor Charlie Sheen has been suffering from tiger blood for years. He described it as "the blood that throws through me that I can feel."

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Offended Out Of Obligation

When someone says something that may be considered policatically incorrect and you put on a front that you are offended so that outsdiers think you are a good person, when deep down you think it is funny as shit!

Greg: What is the difference between a black man and a pizza?

Oliver: Huh?

Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!

Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd

Oliver: Untruth! Bye!

Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!