hazzy

A term used to describe someone who likes to distract others from the speaker's dissatisfaction with his own homosexuality. A hazzy may give the impression that he is adept with the ladies, but do not be fooled- this is a ruse to conceal his underlying insecurities

Spoken: "John is such a hazzy."

Meaning: "I would love to drink John's cum, but I hate being gay and certainly don't want anyone else to know that I am."