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Bill: "Hey, Amy. You know I've got a big brain."
Amy: "Yeah, I know. Why don't you show me all the things it can do?"
The largest daycare in America.
Amy had to take her little boy to Arizona State University because she had to run errands.
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A greeting mixed with a request for anal sex.
Mike: "Hello!"
James: "Hop on my dick and let me charm that good-ole one-eyed snake!"
A kind of therapy invented in ancient times by Indian men which involves brushing elephant semen over a white man's face and tickling his no-no spot while chanting his name in a seductive manner.
Guy 1: "Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna hang out?"
Guy 2: "What? Hell no! I gotta head to Abdul's house to rock some nice Bashu Therapy!"
Guy 1: "Damn you, faggot."
Slang word for e-cig. Used by teens to secretly refer to their vaping devices.
John: "Hey, Amy. Do you have an Instagram?"
Amy: "Sure thing! Here, I'll give it to you know."
The Chinese sexual act of inserting a chopstick into a man's urethra while whistling soft erotic melodic tones and rubbing his dick with rice.
Huang had some fun chonging the wong with Chen yesterday in the Panda Express bathroom.