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Bill: "Stop flexing! Everyone knows you got air pods"
Joe: "Fine"
Joe: *pulls pants back up*
A white man's dick that is hairless, thin, and never gets hard.
Amy: "Ugh. John's trying to make me eat his french fry again!"
Jane: "Just block that man-whore and move on."
The concept of photographing Cuban men hanging their hairy dick out of a train window while smiling and holding a worn-down shovel in their hands.
Arizona State University announced that they will add a Jervinography major to their offered curriculum.
White slang for a woman's ears.
John: "Dang! Jane has some big-ass tits!"
Bill: "I know, right? They seem to just pop right out!"
Bill: "Hey, Amy. You know I've got a big brain."
Amy: "Yeah, I know. Why don't you show me all the things it can do?"
The largest daycare in America.
Amy had to take her little boy to Arizona State University because she had to run errands.
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The sexual act of forcing one's dick into a partner's eye balls, pushing them deep into the brain. During the ejaculation, the partner on the receiving end typically tries to keep her eyes open wide while man yogurt floods her eyelids.
John and Mary had an excellent cockblinding session in the library bathroom.