Prairie-Doggin'

Ever held a dump in so long that you can feel it trying to come out of your ass, so you suck it back in using intense strength from your sphincter, only for it to poke it's head out again? Yeah. That.

"Dude, I was walking around Blockbuster last night and had to take a dump SO bad! They didn't have a bathroom so I was prairie-doggin' while I frantically searched for Hannibal!"

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