bush

(noun)
1. Slang for a vagina, specifically a hairy one.

(person)
2. George W. Bush, President of the United States of America.

Both have been known to smell strongly of fish, and to secrete various fluids. Both may also be used as insults.

1. "That chick's bush is so hairy you could cover the ceiling in velcro and she'd stick"
2. When I take over the world, Bush will be the first to die.

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Karl Marx

(person)
A cool guy with a wafro and a Noah beard who invented a supposedly wonderful system called communism. Unfortunately this doesnt work for a couple reasons-
-Dipshits like Stalin tried to seize absolute power within communist nations; which, of course, corrupts absolutely.
-There are too many assholes for communism to work, and large amounts of people don't like to co-operate.

-"The modern eduction system is a bastardisation of Marxist theory, warped into a sickening variation of a dictatorship."

-"I FUCKIN LOVE YOUR HAIR, KARL MARX!!!!"

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boner lean

The name of the awkward action when your erection presses up against the front of your trousers, forcing you to lean forward.

Jane: Hey, are you looking at my tits?
John: N-no, I just...er...
Jake: Aw no man, you got some serious boner lean right there.
*John Straightens up*
John: ...anyone have a tissue?

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infinity

(noun)
Infinity is what primary school kids and barely numerate people consider to be the biggest number; but in fact has no finite numerical value.

Guy1:"Wait, so you mean 'infinity' isn't finite?"
Guy2:"Yeah, it's pretty much in-finite."
Guy1:"So... infinity is the biggest number?"
Guy2:"You're really fuckin' stupid."
Guy1:"YOUR STOOPID TIMES INFINITY!"
*Guy2 pulls out a revolver and puts a round between Guy1's eyes.*

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British revolution

The cultural revolution of the United Kingdom.

Unfortunately this hasn't happened yet, but will hopefully involve something out of V for Vendetta

Some dude: "Hey, the whole government sucks in almost every way imaginable."
Me: "Yeah, I know. We need a British Revolution involving riots and Guy-Fawkes masks."

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five

A sickening excuse for a television channel, broadcast terrestrial in the UK and via cable and sattelite everywhere else.
Five likes to showcase programmes about freaks. It will claim that they are documenting the struggle for a normal life of some two-headed girl, or guy with 10 legs. In fact, five is just exploiting the fact that people like to look at people with serious deformities, in a way they can tell themselves is acceptable cause it's a "documentary".
Five also shows old movies during the day that nobody wants to watch, and occasionally a good on like terminator.

John is 35 years old, overweight, bald, unemployed, and hasnt had sex in 9 years.

John sits at home on tuesdays and watches the afternoon movie at 14:00 on Five.

John realises how loser-y he is later that day, so he switches on the TV and watche a "documentary" called "the guy with a tricycle for an arm" on five; which makes him feel better about his own life, although watching Five made him feel slightly dirty and unclean.

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umd

Universal media disk- psp game format with a self-contradictory name.
Ironically, the universal media dik isn't even compatible internationally, let alone universally.

Howard: hey, check it out; when i was in japan i got a UMD game for my psp.
Steve: oh cool.
*puts game in psp*
...
*psp explodes*
Steve: that'll show you for buying that piece of shit.

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