man-kini

A side effect of poor genital hygeine, especially in males. Where the unkempt bush strecthes for hip to hip and basically forms a "hair bikini". Incredibly useful only when you are a member of the polar bears club and love to dive nude into freezing water.

"I got to do something about my mankini, my wife is threatening to cut me off from head if I don't give it a trim."

"I developed those pictures from last night's party, and luckily for Frank, Nick's man-kini was so out of control you can't really tell Frank is getting tea bagged. It looks more like he is getting attacked by a missing link. "

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Ramapo Plow Job

To finish on a girl's face, then proceed to lick half of your cum off of her, while leaving the other half there to dry up.

Me: Did you give that girl you brought back from the village last night a Ramapo Plow Job?

Greg: Hell yeah. I RPJed all over that bitch.

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