rollerdad

One who loves all aspects of the game of roller hockey, including off-rink shenanigans.

Criteria include:

1) The love of "wheelin" both on and off of the floor

(see wheel, definitions 1 and 3 for a full understanding)

2) A common understanding that everything is "for the boys"

3) The desire to "eat pucks," or what is commonly known as block shots

4) Other criteria such as great flow, etc. also important

a) Did you guys hear Shannon got the rollerdad special last night?

b) Clint, your flow is unreal.. you are such a rollerdad.

c) Chad told his ice hockey coach he's skipping practice to go wheel. What a rollerdad.

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boner

1 one who draws attention to themselves in a negative manner;

2 a silly, or stupid, person;

3 you.

"Hey Frank, check out that guy wearing two Abercrombie
shirts with both collars popped. What a fuckin' boner."

"Dude, did you just order a mango-tastic cherry fizzle
drink, 'light on the ice'? Goddamn, you're such a boner."

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