broken yolk

A sexual act performed when a male ejaculates into his hand and then "cracks an egg" with his hand on to the top of a female's head, thus creating the tickling sensation down their neck. The semen remains as the yolk.

"He gave me a broken yolk and it took me 30 minutes to wash his cum out of my hair"

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white magician

Sexual act performed on a chair whereby a female gives a male (sitting) a blow job. Just prior to climaxing, the male shoots his load up over his head and BEHIND his back, catching it with his right hand. Immediately he slaps the female's face before she knows what has happened.

"He asked me if I wanted a 'white magician' and then I had cum on my face."

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sacrifice fly

Sexual act performed where a man is sitting in a chair receiving a blow job. Just prior to climax, he pulls out and shoots his load over his shoulder to be caught by a waiting female/woman.

"I caught his sacrifice fly last night in my mouth, too bad I had to dive and scraped my knee in the process"

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three flys up

Sexual act performed with a male masturbating in a chair with his back to three women. Upon ejaculating, he shoots his load over his shoulder and the three women waiting compete to see who can catch his load in their mouth. First to women to catch 3 wins.

see also: white magician, sacrifice fly

"Playing three flys up with your mouth is hard, we should be allowed to use baseball gloves"