Careful

1. Something men promise to be roughly 9 months before the baby is born.

'hey billy, be careful''

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Bottled Water

1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.

'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'

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nanny

1. A grandparent, sometimes referred to as Grandma or Gramps.

2. A women/man who is paid to look after the children of those who have better things to do than develop emotional ties with their offspring

'I really love my nanny'

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Buzzkill

'Someone who brings up the subject of world hunger during a lap dance'

'Jeff, man, your such as buzzkill, we will talk about carbon emissions later'

Despair

1. The complete loss or absence of hope

2.An utter loss of hope; a feeling of uselessness, often brought about through contact with a greeter at Wal- Mart.

'Greeter: Hey, welcome to Wal-Mart

You: ugh (Despair)...

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Despair

1. The complete loss or absence of hope

2.An utter loss of hope; a feeling of uselessness, often brought about through contact with a greeter at Wal- Mart.

'Greeter: Hey, welcome to Wal-Mart

You: ugh (Despair)...

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