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When one is held captive in the restroom after masturbating because there is no way of cleaning up the semen.
Sorry for taking so long in the bathroom, I was held faptive.
When one is stuck in the restroom due to lack of toilet paper.
Sorry man, I had to use your hand towel; I was held craptive.
When masturbating while taking a dump.
Sorry for the mess in the bathroom, I was shiturbating.
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