Hoboster

A rich white suburban kid who lives in his parent's basement, pretending to be a hobo!

Pfft. It's just a Hoboster. Ignore that thing.

Bartle Doo

A food, which can be eaten raw, cooked, or if distilled made into a booyon. Also used in Linky Burgers.

You dont got Bartle Doo?
Crap mo' stank!

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Super Hobo

The ultimate form of a hobo, can kick any rich guy's behind faster than the super hobo can count his life savings.

Wait a minute, that hobo is evolving...
INTO A SUPER HOBO!