Sage

If you know someone who is named Sage, guy, girl, or nonbinary, Praise them for they are a Literal God amongst mortals and are super hot, Sage is probably pretty gay as well but that's fine, some people when they hear "who is sage?" would imminently grab them and say " Sage is many things, they're a God, they're a feral rat, they're a hot sexy fucker who I would 10/10 smash" Which is, in all honesty, the truth but remember, if you upset a Sage you are d e a d, they will come for you in your sleep so remember treat sage as the god they are

Random: "Who is Sage? Why is everyone talking about them?"
Me: "THE SEXIEST MF ON THIS PLANET, SAGE IS GREAT"

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25th June

Anyone born on June 25th is a literal god and gremlin, there's no debate accept it and shower them in your gratitude

"Omg he's born on 25th June, what a legend"

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