A movie with no definite plot. Usually involves fantasy tales, but are always slightly traumatizing. Not many other people can identify âjohn bivonaâ movies because they are unusual and concerning for children to watch. John Bivona selects these movies for his children to view, ultimately resulting in fucked-up mental states of the bivona kids. Any other children present while watching a john bivona movie usually turns out fucked-up as well.
âHave you ever heard of âSong of the Seaâ?â
âNo.. what on earth is that?â
âOh, itâs just a john bivona movie.â