Pastability

Similar to possibility, but involving pasta. A pasta related option. (Noun)

I was thinking of cooking spaghetti tonight, but that’s only one pastability.

Every time I go to the noodle aisle at the store, I’m overwhelmed by all the pastabilities.

Noodlelash

A noodlelash occurs when one slurps a slippery noodle and said noodle slaps one in the face. (Noun, Verb)

Yesterday evening I was eating chicken noodle soup and having a lovely time...until I was suddenly noodlelashed.

Curse ye, o noodles! Your noodlelash is too great for me to withstand.