hand job

The only suitable reparation when ice cream is purchased for someone. Perfect execution is achieved by using the terminal part of the human arm located below the forearm (used for grasping and holding and consisting of the wrist, palm, four fingers, and an opposable thumb) to masturbate said purchaser of ice cream in the front seat of one's Honda Civic. Only then can one truly be squared away.

Bitch! I bought you ice cream! No where the hell is my hand job?

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