cockslaughter

The act of committing a cockblockwithout intent.

I was hitting it off with this chick at the bar, but david made such a drunk ass of himself that she just left before I could even get her number. It was definitely cockslaughter.

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homesless

a profound lack of Latino friends and/or acquaintances.

David's high school wasn't very diverse, he's homesless

epistemobogy

A theory of defining knowledge based on the the number of twitter followers someone has.

If your argument lacks any underlying logic or evidence, but you still want to throw your weight around online, just send your followers after them with epistemobogy

wastebasketball

the sport invoked by emulating a basketball shot while throwing something away. Most shots qualify with the exception of a layup.

I had so much trash on my desk that I passed a good 30 minutes playing wastebasketball.

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