9 February

National kiss your gay friend day! It will certainly make him very happy

Peter : hey, why did you kiss me
John : oh, it’s 9 February!
Peter : ok! WAIT WHAT

29 February

The day you won’t experience until 4 years later. Also, if you’re born on this day, sorry bro :(

Peter: hey, when’s ur bday?
John: oh, 29 February
Peter: sorry dude…