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A desperate last ditch method to stop a bowel movement by inserting one's finger into the anus, in an attempt to block the process.
Bill was trying desperately to make it to the bathroom in time, but when he got there, that fucking time vampire, Sally was screwing around in there again, so he had no choice but resort to using the Boston buttplug to keep from soiling himself, then being endlessly heckled by that bitch Sally.
The mystical black hole between your armrest and your seat in your car where fallen items have no hope of ever being found
Friend : did you ever find that key man?
Friend 2: Na man, that shit fell in carnia. Never coming back.
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The mystical black hole between your armrest and your seat in your car where fallen items have no hope of ever being found
Friend : did you ever find that key man?
Friend 2: Na man, that shit fell in carnia. Never coming back.
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A person whom overhears or comes across in conversation a word that is urban dictionary worthy and then publishes it on urban dictionary as their on creation without giving credit to the creator.
Friend 1. Did you see what John got published on urban dictionary? It was hilarious!
Friend 2. Screw John, he's a real dick skin. I told him that word last week at the bar and he straight went urban plagiarist on me.