Vamp stamp

When someone has any tattoo on their neck, a vampires favorite place on the human body.

Martin: I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on my neck.
Ryan: Like a vamp stamp? That would be hawt!!
Martin: Yeah, I want to get it before the twilight premiere.

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Cramp stamp

When someone has a tattoo on their lower abdomen (where women get menstrual cramps).

Ryan: Brosef, did you snag a peek at that girls stomach when she lifted up her arms?
Martin: No you perv.
Ryan: She had a cramp stamp, broheim!
Martin: I hate tattoos.

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