Butt Mist

A fine unintentional splurge/spray of dark fecal liquid emitted from the anal cavity within five seconds of having sneezed. Usually lingers as a visible smokey vapor for a short time. Also known as Butt Fog.

Avoid the those grapes, they'll give you some MEGA butt mist. Try the green ones over there.

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Robin Hood

The act of discretely inserting a small bird or insect into another's anus.

I heard Julie gave Jimmy a robin hood after school yesterday in her backyard.

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