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A name for the internet that more acurately describes what the internet is.
Joe: I'm gonna go on the titternet.
Bill: Titternet?
Joe: Yeah, you know, the free porn store on my computer.
Bill: You mean the internet?
Joe: Right, whatever it's called.
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When you stand forth, like a bolt of justice, getting in everyone's way to apply justice no matter what anyone else thinks or what the cost is. Like dropping a nuke on the house of a person you don't like, or pushing all your friends out of the way to get to a hot chick.
Earl and his friends are standing in a group and they notice a hot chick. They all talk about her and none know what to do. They're all like "holy crap i don't know what to do, I'm a retard." Then Earl fuckin pees on everyone in the group, making them look stupid. He lunges forward holding his hands out to block all his friends, and walks towards the girl and totally bones her.
(Justicing)
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The true spelling (internet spelling) for the word awesome. If you spell it like "osum" screw what everyone else says, you are awesome.
Tim: Yo Bill, that is quite osum.
Bill: osum?
Tim: Yeah, it's the hip new spelling for awesome.
Bill: Aw, gay.
Tim: No it's not, it's totally osum.
39π 22π
Someone who goes on the internet and pretends to be a Chauvinist to bother people.
This is basically done as a weak trolling attempt.
Nerd: All women should go back to the kitchen.
Internet: Chauvinist, or fauxvanist?
Nerd: Huh?
Internet: Thought so.
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It's a word used by people who are making fun of nerds, they like to imply that the person they are making fun of would use a term like "interweb" to sound like a geek. The irony is, the only people who are actually using the word are those who are making fun of the supposed nerd. In fact, even being aware of the word in the first place made them a nerd. People who use the word "interweb" in seriousness or a joke, need to jump off a cliff, and land in a pit with all the people who say "meh" "lolz" and "n00b." Incidentally, those people also need to get a life. Seacrest out.
Person with sense: Actually you're wrong on that. Black people don't eat fried chicken all day, and you're a fucking retard for thinking so.
Person who is actually being talked to: Nuh uh, my mom told me it was a certain way, also my brother told me, and he plays WoW like all the time, so he's very smart.
Person who was just listening in and nobody actually gave a retarded shit about what this person thought: Ooh, the interwebs are very serious business.
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It's a word used by people who are making fun of nerds, they like to imply that the person they are making fun of would use a term like "interweb" to sound like a geek. The irony is, the only people who are actually using the word are those who are making fun of the supposed nerd. In fact, even being aware of the word in the first place made them a nerd. People who use the word "interweb" in seriousness or a joke, need to jump off a cliff, and land in a pit with all the people who say "meh" "lolz" and "n00b." Incidentally, those people also need to get a life. Seacrest out.
Person with sense: Actually you're wrong on that. Black people don't eat fried chicken all day, and you're a fucking retard for thinking so.
Person who is actually being talked to: Nuh uh, my mom told me it was a certain way, also my brother told me, and he plays WoW like all the time, so he's very smart.
Person who was just listening in and nobody actually gave a retarded shit about what this person thought: Ooh, the interwebs are very serious business.
16π 60π
A word that once derived from "newbie." However, in the present the word has little to no meaning. Noob can be used as a dis for anyone at any time for anything. It's the nerd equivalent of calling someone a nigger. Basically, "noob" is the result of people with a lack of gaming skill who are so stupid, that they actually think that it is hard to play video games. These people, the idiots that they are, are profoundly insecure. Now here is the twist. THESE PEOPLE are the people that invented the word noob; yes, people who were so dumb that they actually thought that it was difficult to play video games, and were so stupid they were incapable of doing so. This lead them to believe that it actually took some measure of skill to play simple games like World of Warcraft, and insecure as they were, thus projected and assumed their stupidity onto everyone else.
So here is what these stupids did. These profound cro-magnons, incapable of playing games that are mass marketed to be able to include ten year old players, started to lash out. It occured to them that everyone would see their obvious gaping lack of simple hand-eye coordination. They knew they must stop the onslaught of inevitable disrespect and insult from their fellow players. So they started to judge the skill of their fellow players as harshly as they assumed they would be judged. They hit first.
One brave player, brave enough to be the chosen, the first, the mighty, retard. He came from the nether reaches of the universe. Picked on and beaten up all his life for his obvious lack of social skill, annoying behavior, and anti social attitude. A man who had been kicked to the curb, but he would rise again. He saw it, he saw it in the distance. A player who was probably, yes definitely(he could see it now) more skilled than him, screwed up, YES SCREWED UP, right in front of him. It had begun.
The Chosen Retard: Hahaha! what a noob! you just got owned!
More skilled player: Noob? Huh? what does that mean.
The Chosen Retard: HAHA! You dont know what noob means! You're a noob!
And the word was never defined. It was from that moment on, used to demean and throw off more skilled opponents. Once called a noob, the player reacts in such a confused manner that he or she can only think to lash back. In the midst of this lashing, the player is incapable of noticing his or her verbal opponent's lack of skill. The player has been called a noob, and in the midst of questioning their own skill fails to see that they were only called a noob in the first place by an insecure nerd who is just embarrassed that he is too stupid to play video games.
We have learned a lot today, but mostly, we have learned that the word noob, and everyone who uses it, is and are, totally extremely really pretty damn gay.
The Chosen Retard: You're a n00b!!! You just got pwnt!!
Some player: What...no, you're a noob.
The Chosen Retard: (my evil plan is working, no one can see how useless and small my penis is) haha! whatever noob!
Some player: K. Anyway, gonna go bang my girlfriend in real life now, and play some sports.
The Chosen Retard: (Noooooooooooooo!!!!) Whatever, noob.
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