Nice hands

Having no attractive qualities, ugly

You should go out with her, she has nice hands.

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Jizzy Jake

The rarest man on the planet. He's hard to find because he tends to be in hiding most of his life. He has fucked so many bitches that he has become immortal and a god. Jizzy Jake cannot walk around in public without having to pry the mouths of many of the hottest bitches off his huge schlong. If you happen to see the rare sighting of Jizzy Jake, take advantage of the blessing and give him the ride of his life, for you might never get such an amazing opportunity....ever.

omfg its Jizzy Jake! I need him NOW!