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'Cock Off' is the more offensive term for GO AWAY but less offensive than the more commonly used F word. The terms coined by a Mr J Rich for use on the popular social media platform Facebook is commonly used by outdoor workers such as tree surgeons.
The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do.
I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'
The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do
I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'
A gap girl is a woman that a man has a casual, superficial, non-comittal fling with while he is looking for a decent woman to be his new girlfriend. She fills the gaps between relationships.
Man: ive got myself an awesome gap girl, she's lots of fun and keeping me entertained until while I'm looking for the next Miss Right!
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A man who is often referred to as a pikey, hangs around with undesirable characters.
See that man over there looking shifty, he's such a Rob pinches
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Stancake day is the new official name of Pancake Day when it is celebrated by those called, or who know of someone called Stanley.
I cant wait to get home and celebrate Stancake Day with Stanley
Tree Surgeon Banter is a form of comical mocking and sarcasm used by those working in the arboricultural sector. Based strongly on innuendo and euphemisms. A facebook group with over 2500 members has been established in support of this unique type of banter.
I just love the way you've trimmed my bush - that's tree surgeon banter
Wow look at the size of Robs Chainsaw, very impressive - that's tree surgeon banter
Just look at the way he's caressing his trunk - that's tree surgeon banter
An Appleby ankle is the term used to describe an injury to an ankle that could have occurred in spectacular circumstances for example falling out of a tree, but actually occurred under really mundane circumstances for example tripping up on a step.
I see you're limping, what have you done?
I've got an Appleby Ankle....yesterday I was climbing dangerous trees but today I tripped over a twig and sprained my ankle.
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