brodog

the term used to refer to an individual who is a human shell. one who usually wears pre-faded and or pre-worn blue jeans, socks with sandals, a belt with a large silver obnoxious buckle a white shirt under a v-neck or a buttion up pink popped collar shirt, a cheap ugly necklace, gelled spiked hair under an upside down visor. this individual prides himself by watching Entourage and anything related to UFC or MMA and thinks he can fight because hes taking "classes" at the gym. in free time this person defines himself by partying and "working it out". this loudmouth assclown is not afraid to blair his opinion over yours and will try at any attempt to validate his actions as if they are the standard while others sadly feel embarrassed for him. this individual is usually accompanied by music that can barely be considered rap and or "rock" along the lines of nickleback, daughtry, skillet, three doors down, incubus etc etc, and a contingent of skeezy woman reffered to as "bro-bangers".

garcia is such a fucking brodog, hes fist pumping to "i feel like a monster"

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