Kidus Interruptus

When you and your spouse are getting it on, and one of the kids comes knocking at the bedroom door with enough of an "emergency" to make you get dressed and go investigate.

Me and Jen were just getting down to business this morning, when one of the kids started knocking on our bedroom door saying the kitchen was on fire. Serious kidus interruptus!

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Deval-iday

When Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick proclaims that all non-essential state employees stay at home on a work day due to an impending snowstorm. He also encourages private businesses to do the same for their employees.

"Looks like there's a chance of snow tomorrow, maybe we'll get another Deval-iday!"

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