When a man sits in a pie for other people's sexual pleasure
"He's a squat cobbler!"
Squat cobbler??
"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."
When you take a dump inside of a urinal, named after the erstwhile Miami Dolphins Quarterback.
"Yeah man, every single stall was full and I was rushing to my meeting so I just had to drop the trousers and pull a Dan Marino."