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instead of being a "material girl" why don't u get some materials to build a bed so u can sleep with some bitches.
material girl: MATERIALLLLL GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL
alvin from alvin and the chipmunks: shut the fuck up.
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you made some annoying ass girl mad i fr hate when girls start being dry ur not quirky no one gives a fuck if youre pissed you self centered little bitch
dude: *long paragraph about he much he loves his gf*
annoying ass gf: k.
dude: what did i do wrong??
annoying ass gf: kys.
dude: youre such a peice of shit no one why people keep treating u so bad and why all your "friends left u" im gonna break up with ur annoying ass no one fucking likes you i only dated you bcuz i was desperate but im not THAT desperate to date a little attention seeking bitch
they're gross the only thing they're good in is in smoothies and in someones ass but that's a different banana im not discussing here today.
really hot girl: i like banana smoothies
really unhot girl (madeline) : ew...........................
really hot boy: stfu madeline go get some bitches
that stupid shit that literally no one likes and makes ur skin look like a bumpy-puss-digusting-horrifying-cruel-ewww mess
pimple face bitch: i fucking hate people with acne
person 2: you'll get self love one day! <3
the pick me battle will go down in...
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pick me girl 1: lmaoo you actually think the boys like you, i only hang out with boys to avoid girls like you.
pick me girl 2: oh yeah? well at least i'm not wearing ANY makeup to cover my acne. i'm all natural
pick me girl 1: natural my ass. i see those fake eyelashes. u white bitch, can't even have long natural lashes like me!
pick me girl 2: lmao ok. just shut the fuck up and go back in the kitchen you whore.
pick me girl 1: aww sweetie pie seems to forget she's a girl too!! girls like you shouldn't have never been given the opportunity to vote
pick me girl 2: pleaseee, i can do much more than you, thats why my vote counts. i bet you can't even skate, or play games.
pick me girl 1: oh, but i can. i can skate, play video games, and i even wear baggy clothes. are you shocked?
pick me girl 2: you're such a pick me girl
pick me girl 1: kill yourself.
-pick me V.S. pick me
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what every kid uses as an insult
annoying kid: hahhahahhahahahhah!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur dad gae *cringe troll face thing*
kid: i know he's gay bc i fucked him last night
annoying kid: ............................................................................................................................................................. no.
those candies that i used to snort like a fucking weirdo
old me: *snorts smarties"
person that rejected me: omg ur so hot pls get with me
old me: naa im out here with the gang gang ion need no white bitch
person that rejected me: this is why i rejected u