Dirty NASCAR Buiesman

(Dirtius NASCAR Maximus)

A rare genetic mutation that occurs on the 22nd chromosome. This causes the person to enjoy watching NASCAR, and become extremely conservative; blindly following the Republican party. The main symptom of this disease is enjoying NASCAR and being Republican at the SAME TIME! If you feel you have done this, please consult your doctor as soon as possible.

"Yesterday I went to the track and saw a dirty NASCAR Buiesman."

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