I woulda had to liked to got that

Something you can no longer have but when it was available, acquiring it would have been desirable.

Jon: "Wow, Amazon stock is over $2,000 now. Missed that boat."

Aaron: "Yeah, I woulda had to liked to got that when they went public in 97"

you ain't the future of shit

You will not be important in the future and you are not important now. So stop complaining.

Whiner: Man, they really need to pay me more at work.

Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'

neckidry

That slow MOC LOC. That great lip service. Antonym: lizard lick

Aaron: Barbara & I were at lookout point and she gave me some slow neckidry.

Jon: NOICE!

Transvegetable

Another term for transvestite. More or less a dude that thinks hes a chick, in all the forms that comes in.

You may think you're just dating a cool chick & haven't touched down yet, but it may be a transvegetable. So be careful.

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