bong

an object used to get you stoned. cylindar-shaped, like a soup can.

randi (texts nicole): "YOU LOOK LIKE A BONG!"
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nicole: "i love soup cans. they look like bongs."
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this-one-kid: "what? dude, i'm so stoned right now. i'm totally geekin' out."

redonkulous

greater-than rediculous. also can mean: crazy, insane, idiotic, & big.

"yo, that is redonkulous! like OMG."

ace

the perfect male child/one who is prosperous & wears nice sweaters... then shows his parents.
his father then comes up with this lovely nickname.

son (came home from college to visit his parents): "hey, dad!"
dad: "hey, buddy! i sure missed ya, ace. how's law school treating you? are the professors being nice?..."

gum

the act of being cool.

"we're so gum," & "too gum for school."

myspacin(g)

the act of being on myspace.

b-slice: "hey. what is up?"

k-dawg: "oh, nothin. just myspacin(g)"