Sabastian

whoever bares this name has a 38inch penis

Teacher: Sabastian, is that a horse in your pants or are you excited to see me

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National Bully Mraz Day

April 1st is the day where you bully all of your friends named Mraz, even if you like them, for this day you must bully the ever living hell out of them.

"Look at the date! Its National Bully Mraz Day, you know what that means Mraz."