high as a giraffe's ass

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.

You: I'm high as a giraffe's ass.
Me: Stick yo head in that giraffe's ass then.

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high as a giraffe

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.

You: Yo, I'm high as a giraffe after smokin' that blunt.
Me: Me too. Let's go punch that giraffe.

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