Helena, Alabama

A nondescript town in Alabama. Consists of snobby rednecks and people who think they're smarter than they really are. The cops don't do their job, the court system sucks, and there's nothing to do there. The only big attraction is a man-made waterfall. Ranked number three on the list of "Biggest Wastes of Space in the U.S."

Susie: I wanna go swimmin'
Fred: Me too, but Gobbler's Knob charges up the ass.
Susie: How 'bout we go swimmin' in that thur creek?
Fred: Oh, ya mean the one with all the raw sewage? Sounds

good to me.

-Helena, Alabama

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