Martha Stewart

I fucked her side piece Emma Watson

P1: Have you seen Martha Stewart??
Me: No, but I’ve been fucking her sidepiece

Horse

Julien

Whoa did you see that horse?
Oh that was Julien lol

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Dic

Also known as
Pp
Penisaurous
Wee wee
Doodle bop
BUSSY
Man cooch

Etc.

P1: Hey, where were you last night?
P2: I was busy getting some Robert Pattinson dic

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Oreo Balls

A very valued Martha Stewart Recipe:

Step one: Buy Oreos
Step two: put the Oreos on your dick

Step three: Pound your dick flat with a mallet
Step four: Put your dick in the oven
Step five: roast your dick at 690 degrees Farenheit

Enjoy some juicy fresh chocolate bussy!

Me: Hey, what did you do this weekend?
Other person: not much, I just made Oreo balls.
Me: oh cool, did you make sure to pound your dick properly?
Other person: I sure did!!!

Fruit snaccs

Pure heaven

Don’t get the tropical flavor one tho it’s trash

Me: if you touch my fruit snaccs I’m coming for your kneecaps

Bussy

Boy pussy
Duh
It’s in the name dumbass

Teacher: how long is the Panama Canal
Me: as long as this bussy

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