Time

the thing that goes lightspeed when we play but slows down to the speed of a turtle when we hate the event happening such as school

uugh why is time go brrr when i play minecraft!

cooked ass

when you slip to the barbeque cooker and burned your butt

OUCH! i slipped and now have a cooked ass!

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School

one might you know as the prison where you “learn” but is really just having a job without a salary like incredibly hard tests that you do for just added numbers in a peice of hard paper

school is hell in lite version

i agree

Dream

a temporary world in your subconsious where you can think anything you like while being outside of a trash-dump society but is usually resetted when you open your eyes and go snap back to reality

most of the time, i forget my dreams but when i remember my dreams, its like it happened to me in real life

http

full meaning is Hypertext Transfer Protocol and is not secure. use https instead since its secure.

guy 1: what is the http before a link since i saw it from a message of a suspicious guy i dont know?

guy 2: do not click it since it may steal your credit card info

potato

1. Go-tier blessed food which can be easily eaten in anytime as chips, fries, mashed, etc.

2. a common computer

person 1: bless thy food of the gods

person 2: my computer is potato

gaviscon

a popular heartburn/indigestion medicine that has ads.

if its ad were to be published with the song "This is my kingdom come" .

you will become horny.

doctor: i prescribe your failing heart with 7 major complications with gaviscon.

guy with failing heart: thank you.