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Aashi

Noun \ˈa-shē\

1 : of or relating to a small-ish person with an intense urge and desire to slap strangers and close friends of or relating to anyone named Pilar in the face with a chair in the occasional and/or frequent use of nouns as verbs.

2 : of or relating to a small and glassed person with a bottomless blue lunchbag filled with never-ending samosas and Indian quesadillas. Often seen in algebra problems in the search for other people to find x, the number of boyfriends an Aashi has.

3 : A type of salmon. Pronounced Sal-mun.

4 : A little Indian Mexican Girl.

Pilar: Heyyyy Aashi!

Aashi: ...

Pilar: Can I algebruh? Hahahahahhahahha

Aashi : *Slaps in face with chair* NO you forgot to count all my boyfriends!

Mallika : Hahahahhahahahhhahaha omo you're such an aashi.

Therese : hahahaha I know right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by thisisnotwhatitlookslikeorisit December 30, 2015

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